Harry Krause wrote:
Two pieces'o'krap talking to each other...how sweet.
How's that scam business doing this year, Brewster?

Well Krause, you have previously claimed that you have a degree from Yale.
Is that true?

You have previously claimed that your wife is a medical doctor. Is that
true?

You have previously claimed to own a lobster boat. Is that true?

You prove these three claims to the "reasonable man standard" and I'll
overnight a cashiers check for $10,000 to the charity of your choice in your
name.

With best wishes of the season,
William