Harry Krause wrote:

D'oh. Your attempt at making a comparison is absurd.

Speaking of absurd, Pinocchio, some might consider it a tad absurd (1) to
claim a Yale degree when one doesn't have it, (2) to claim a medical doctor
wife when one doesn't have her and (3) to claim a lobster boat when one
doesn't own it.

Seasons Greetings,
William