OzOne wrote
"Vito" scribbled thusly:
"jlrogers" wrote
What kind of dog do you have? Did you choose your dog wisely?

Yes! A stuffed one! It doesn't eat, crap, need exercise, stink, poke
its
tounge into one's mouth or hump your leg. A dog is like a child - I can
happily enjoy other peoples without the bother of having one myself.

Better stay away from women too, they exhibit the same behaviour.

And, like dogs and children, it's better to enjoy someone elses than one of
your own.