Top 11 reasons Dubya planned to bomb the al-Jazeera network

11. Wanted to send a message to CBS.

10. Ran out of anthrax.

9. Promised Rupert Murdock a lucrative, "no-bid" contract.

8. Al-Jazeera White House correspondent tried to ask a "follow-up"
question.

7. It's only terrorism when it's done to us.

6. Attorney General advised that he couldn't torture the al-Jazeera
staff.

5. Al-Jazeera website linked to a flash animation depicting Dubya as
dim-witted.

4. "Philosophy of life" doesn't extend to journalists.

3. Thought he needed a diversion from the U.S. use of chemical weapons
in Fallujah.

2. al-Jazeera ran colorized version of "It's a Wonderful Life."

1. Osama bin Laden wasn't there