"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Mister Scott, full power to the sails! Ensign Sloco, install new toilet
paper in the holodeck! Yes, Lieutenant Mooron, that odd sensation you
feel is a boat that can get out if it's own way! Science Officer Doug,
stay away from those impulse power controls, this is a SAILboat,
mister! Bones, give Jeff a shot of Compozene, he's not used to this
type of acceleration upwind! No, Mister Spock, Joe always wears a suit
of armor onboard and we don't know why!

Our Starship arrives tomorrow! Whooooo Hoooooo eeeehhh ahhhhh!

Hah!.... my Klingon Bird of prey can withstand an attack and pour
incredible firepower onto our targets ...... while your flimsy, lightly
armoured space craft couldn't withstand an engagement with a shuttle craft!
My vessel employs state of the art cloaking technology and attains pursuit
speeds to Warp 10. Your paltry transport vessel desperately requires the
ability to get out it's own way..... since you spend so much time running!
It's a good thing you have a permanent dock at the space station.... since I
patrol deep space. Your worst nightmare would be to see my vessel de-cloak
along your port side nacelle and drop back to launch a volley into your
cargo bay.... before engaging the warp drive and leave you flapping like a
Plethorian Flounder.

CM