On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 13:15:14 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Get him here before Lake Ontario freezes over.

Why?


Headlines:

"Mysterious Diving Accident -- Man Crushes Skull Off End of Pier"
or
"Drunken Ice Fisherman Attaches 200 lbs of Lead Sinkers to Own Leg"

Happy Thanksgiving...


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Q