Jesus: A Long Haired, Peace Loving, Anti Establishment, Liberal

And actually that isn't even correct

A) long haired

Nobody knows a thing about the length of his hair.
Even the Bysantine mosaics arn't "photographs"

B) Peace Loving

True and agreed!

C) Liberal

I doubt that. "Liberator" would be more correct. He even said He didn't
come to destroy the law...but to "Fulfill" it. Matt. 5:17-19