It's a second rate troll at best but the pickin's are few and far between so
I'll bite...

"Donal" wrote in message

You need to become a father:-

Like I told them.. not without DNA evidence and a 100% positive match.


"The findings of this study suggest women without children or whose
children
are grown have stronger relationships with companion animals than those
women with young children.

Studys have also confirmed a steady diet of sugar will give mice cancer....
and drinking too much water can kill you.... and eggs are bad for you... and
coffee is bad for you... and salt is bad for you.... and, Oh well, anyways,
you get my drift.

Although recently it has been proven that too much sex can indeed make you
go blind ... as explained by the lawsuits against Viagra! Do you wear
glasses Donal?

Further study looking at the relationships of
male pet owners and of female pet owners with children would be necessary
in
order to validate this hypothesis."

Heh... Why don't I ask one of the neices and nephews that come over daily
after school what they think about it?? I think my neice already stated
"You just can't have too many puppies!"



Pets are nothing more than substitutes for children.

I can't agree..... that premise would validate that sex is nothing more
than a substitute for sailing.

You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!

I'd own a cat.... but I have enough pussy in my life at it is! :-)

CM