Skipper wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:

That's on the menu of the Derby Diner as "The Shagetz Special."

Believe I remember that fine and memorable kosher meal Krause introduced
us to recently:

Lunch was nice;

Sizzled horse flies under sautéed fox spew with strawberry topping
complemented by decomposed diseased body parts and bladder compote,
dished up in a congealing tureen overflowing with raw cancerous growth,
dried pieces of crustacean and shrimp, bone marrow gravy, a side of
grains and a keg of newt pussing boil broth.

Marinated whore's tit blisters accentuated by seared newt bowel with
turnip garnish sun dried with braised syphilis scabs and gerbil tumour
seasoning, served in a turbid casserole chock full of tiny specks of
dessicated fungus, scallion and dessicated fungus in fruit juice, a side
of crackers and a can of eye gunk.

Steamed newt clitoris with banana vinegar garnished with smoked human
armpit hairs and cricket muscle topping accentuated by fermented
roadkill kidney stones, cooked in a gurgling double boiler chock full of
medium cooked eggplant, flavourless chunks of salami and morsels of sea
slug, intestine juice, a side of crackers and a cup of hedgehog urine.

Festered hedgehog pancreas with clove garnish in decayed discarded
douchebags and corn seasoning, served in a turbid saucepan filled with
expensive scraps of bamboo, string bean and green snot pie in salt
water, a side of pastries and a pitcher of blood.

Unwholesome earwax balls and orangutan spit marinade sautéed with
foul-stinking horse canker with strawberry preserve, arranged in a
turbid pot with a slew of medium cooked corn, lifeless specks of conch
and snail, sour cream, a side of chocolate and a gallon of thick,
syrupy, green snot.

Festered rodent bowel and stinkbug genitalia seasoning garnished with
fricasseed flea offal, cooked in a steaming cup filled with small pieces
of salsa and garlic in tea, a side of pastries and a mug of jellied
intestine.

Disgusting live rat embryos and hamster gonad compote complemented by
gross ears of corn and stingray canker vinegar stinking aside
foul-stinking horse flies and apple dressing under ghastly puffin thigh
with foreskin garnish festered aside defiled used cat litter chips and
corgi cyst vinaigrette, cooked in a congealing mug chock full of minced
specks of asparagus in fruit juice, a side of fruit and a can of thick,
syrupy, green snot.

Decomposing blow flies accompanied with tenderised macaw intestine with
strawberry preserve, cooked in a randomly twitching pail heaped with
small squares of badger and chunks of nut in tea, a side of fruit and a
pint of skunk ****.

Disintegrating warthog crutch with liver conserve complemented by smoked
human armpit hairs and banana topping under spoiled garden worm spit
accentuated with sickly seagull spinal cord accentuated by purulent musk
ox carcinoma on top of decaying octopus running sore and tapeworm gut
extract, served in a congealing cup heaped with tepid scraps of
cancerous growth in rat ****, a side of fruit and a bottle of creamed
duck ****.

Tenderised diseased body parts and lemon seasoning on top of gross
giraffe tail with apple extract, served in a gurgling double boiler
containing medium cooked avocado, dull specks of octopus, sardine gravy,
a side of scallion and a mug of hot gerbil serum.

--
Skipper


Did it ever occur to you that you could be offending a lot more people
than just Harry Krause with your anti-semitic remarks? (probably not)