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Terry Spragg
 
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Default Manatees in court

Doug Kanter wrote:
This may be a stretch, but I think I can imply from your comment that if I
can knock jetski slobs off their craft, I can run them over. :-)


No, no, you can't "knock [them -tks] off" with your boat, you must
use something like the Poop cannon holding tank evacuation device to
blow them off, then throw then a bunch of biodegradable T.P., then
you can sail over them over in the confusion, all by accident, of
course.

The undeniable truth we must face is that PWCs will not slice up
manatees like a prop would. They may, however give the manatees huge
linear hickies.

Do you think that would raise their social standing with other
manatees, like the kids seem to think publicly displayed hickies do?

Maybe we need regulations so that PWCs all go to manatee
reservations to boost their morale, and ours?

This cabin fever is getting out of hand.

Terry K


"Paul Schilter" paulschilter@comcast,dot,net wrote in message
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Doug,
Off course not. Stay on topic.:-) Cars no! Now with boats, it's okay.
Paul

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Florida Keyz" wrote in message
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When I said manatee do not belong here, is because there were inported

from

West India to miami to eat the plants clogging the cannals.

OK, but so what? They're here. If you move to a new neighborhood and the
locals don't like your family, is it OK for them to run you down with


their

cars? :-)