"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
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| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
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| "Lady Pilot" wrote:
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| | I'm 12 years younger than you, although I look 25 years younger.
It's a
| | wonder I didn't get called you daughter at the local cafe.
| |
| | A curmudgeon and a misogynist...and those are your good points.
| |
| | LP
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| Somebody actually did think you were my daughter. You were up at
| the counter ordering your third or forth banana split when this guy
| came up to me and said, "Why do you let your daughter eat sweets like
| that? - she's already big as a horse and doesn't even resemble her
father
| who puts Arnold Schwartzenneger to shame."
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| CN
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| Bwahahahaa! I haven't had *a* banana split in years! You are boring me
| with your junior school antics, pimple boy. Oh, that was your manhood!
| Good thing I didn't get the tweezers after it!
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| LP


You were too busy using the tweezers to pop zits on your nose remember?

CN

No tweezers touch my peaches and cream complexion.

LP