"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
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| I'm 12 years younger than you, although I look 25 years younger. It's a
| wonder I didn't get called you daughter at the local cafe.
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| A curmudgeon and a misogynist...and those are your good points.
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| LP


Somebody actually did think you were my daughter. You were up at
the counter ordering your third or forth banana split when this guy
came up to me and said, "Why do you let your daughter eat sweets like
that? - she's already big as a horse and doesn't even resemble her father
who puts Arnold Schwartzenneger to shame."

CN

Bwahahahaa! I haven't had *a* banana split in years! You are boring me
with your junior school antics, pimple boy. Oh, that was your manhood!
Good thing I didn't get the tweezers after it!

LP