I just stare at my eggs angrily and they break open instantly.


Capt.Mooron wrote:
Bob... that's only because they are NY eggs! Even NY chickens drop dead if
you shoot them a nasty glare.
I blame it on pollution and calcium deficiency.

Try that on a country egg and see where it gets you.


You just *think* eggs in your country are tough, just because they have
hair under their arms.

DSK