"Crap'n Neal®" wrote in
Even dating these days has become a form of incarceration.


I guess even blow-up dollies have heard of women's lib, eh?


Gilligan wrote:
Spoken like a true he-man! The three rings of marraige:

1) Engagement-ring
2) Wedding-ring
3) Suffer-ring

More men would be living happy, manly lives if they would only heed your
wise advice. The world would be a better place.


At least there's be fewer people crowding the road at 7:30 every morning.

But then, so many men choose their wives the way Boobsie chooses a
boat... no wonder it ends in disaster.

DSK