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Capt. NealŪ
 
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Default The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com...
| There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
| aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
| before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
| instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
| aft cabin.
|
| But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
| and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
| please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
| Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
| reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
| it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?
|
| The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
| performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
| quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
|
| Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
| beautiful woman!
|
| Capt. Robert B
| 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
| NY
|


If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
about sailing.

The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
more enthusiastic . . .

CN