Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:

Space Pope wrote:

I have my own Army - they are all former Marines and are trained in
several deadly arts - including training at the West Point of
Koosebain, The Koosebain Academy of Cream Pie, where they learn the
deadly arts of proper chucking of cream pies.

They also learn how to use eclair nunchucks, oatmeal/raisin throwing
stars and that deadliest of all weapons, the stale French Loaf.


mmmmm..eclairs! What about 'creme horns'? They're my favourite. Add
them to your arsenal and I might join up.



Grrrr. There's a pretty good diner we visit in Annapolis and as you walk
in, there are three display cases filled with the most gorgeous pastries
on the face of the earth, or close to it. Killer pastries, as it were. I
always want to order one, but the weight gremlin tells me, "No, no, no."


Whenever I get up to Toronto, I head for the St. Lawrence Market.
Inside there is a pastry shop operated by tall, good looking blonde
women..and the pastries are unbelievable. While up on a union
convention, I took a picture of my custard filled Napolean. The thing
was hugh...almost needed a dinner plate to hold it.