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"jps" wrote in message
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In article ,
says...
It's supposed to be 65-70 degrees today (Friday). This could be the last
decent fishing day until next April, unless you think fishing in goose
down
clothing is pleasant. I need a good lie for the home office, so I can
take
the day off. I've used up all the really good ones. I need some ideas
before
7:30 AM Eastern time. The author of the winning idea gets three of these
things: ~

Thank you.

You're awarding tildes?

Yes. Tildes. I got a million of them here.