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Default Those Wolves in Sheeps Clothing

Harry Krause wrote:

Skipper wrote:
Has anyone noticed that party without a plan, those huckstering
Democrats, are now trying to emulate successful Republicans? These
Looney Left Dems now have the nerve to refer to themselves as
"mainstream". That, in itself, is laughable. Many of these Christmas
hating anti-Americans are even attempting to appear hawkish as they
backstab the CIC...anyone remember that photo of a helmet wearing
Dukakis in the tank? Yeah, right!


So, who do these scavenging wolves think they're foolin'? Do they really
think anyone will believe they have strong traditional American values,
that they are REAL Americans? Most folks are just a bit smarter than
that.


Christmas-hating?


Take your meds, fella.


A customs agent stopped Harry, an elderly Jewish man who had just
immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases. In the
first suitcase, the agent found over 1 million dollars in $10 bills.
"Excuse me, sir" he asked Harry, "where did you get all this money?"
"Vell, I'll tell you," Harry began, "I love Israel. For many years I
traveled all around the world and stopped off at all of the public
toilets in all the major cities; I vent to New York, I vent to London, I
vent to Madrid, to Prague, to Paris, everywhere. As soon as I arrived, I
vent into all the cubicles where the men were peeing and I say to them,
"Give me $10 for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife."
"That's quite a story," the customs agent said, "what's in the second
suitcase?" "Vell, you know," said Harry, shaking his head, "not everyone
likes to give..."

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