"Seahag" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote:

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote:
What are the attributes of an outstanding skipper?

Allowing the 'crew' to sunbathe on the foredeck while you
handle
the boat.

Allowing the crew to work the helm and sails while I go
below to
eat fried chicken.


Take a good hard look at yourself, and tell me which
attributes you feel need improvement in yourself.


Need to lose weight.



Tell me what you plan to do to effect such improvements.


Buy larger clothes.


Heehee! Allowing the crew to smoke downwind is nice too...


That wasn't ''allowed'', that was MUTINY !

Captain Scotty