Some years ago a local group set up a Holoween "haunted house" in an old
abandoned mansion. While the ladies were conducting tours, primarily for
kids but for adults too, the menfolk were sawing wood for the fireplaces.
One exhibit startled one of the ladies so badly she wet her pants. Her
husband got a good laugh out of this until, as they exited, one of the wood
choppers rev'd up his chainsaw and applied the blade to the man's neck and
shoulder!! He literally crapped his pants, giving his wife an even better
laugh. Naturally the chain had been removed from the saw for that purpose
......