the only boat that can truly
scream upwind, the only boat with a boat with an aft cabin, swim
platform, fractional rig,

First of all sailboats don't scream upwind. They may "charge" upwind.
They can "storm" upwind. Sailboats can only "scream" downwind.
Secondly if you knew anything about boats you would know frac rigs
don't perform as well as mastheads in light air areas like LIS or the
Chesapeake. You bought the wrong boat Boobie. It may have big berths
and a big head but you ain't gonna be "screaming" anywhere.