I can only think of one person I wanted to toss
overboard, and two I wanted to shove off the
dock.

Restraint is an admirable quality.

I was telling some people about one fellow who
****ed me off and when they heard the name, they
all laughed because they knew him. Can you imagine
having that notorious a reputation?

"Frank Boettcher" wrote

The only reason I didn't pitch him overboard was because of the
Brother in Law.