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Bob Crantz
 
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Default Loco's Retirement!!!

Apartments of your type in your area go for $180,000 -220,000. I can post
the appraisers valuation from the NYC dept of Taxation if you like.

That's less than the median price of a home in the US.

That's almost 1/3 of the median price of a home in the NY metro area.

Face it, you own the least expensive housing in the NY area. The next step
down is a cardbox box under the supports of the Tri-Boro Bridge.

On top of that, you think living aboard a 50K$ smallish sailboat in a
crowded New York City marina is "lifestyle".

I think you are an ideal candidate for "Extreme Makevoer".

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
What a twit. Boob, when will you realize that everybody is not
resigned to a life in a 5th floor walkup like you. My investments are
my lotto. I've been to the BVIs every year for the past 10.


Wow! One of the cheapest trips around! Everyone's really impressed!
We're going to Trinidad (our friend is launching her boat there after a
3 year restoration) in July and then Greece for our honeymoon, but then
travel is always cheap for anyone who's done better than you! Do you
know that my 4th floor apartment (sorry, there's elevator and doorman)
is worth more than your whole net worth? We own it in Forest Hills, but
don't live there anymore. You might want to check property values
there...Charles Schumer, Hillary Clinton, Geraldine Ferraro all live
here. Who lives in your niegbhorhood? Uncle Buck???
You've done well, Loco. A crappy Lincoln and still-born Depress 30.
Well done, old man!


RB