In article less.muff,
Kadaitcha Man took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
wow"...

Aratzio, , the **** stained, anus-faced lost soul,
and person who keeps records of no value whatsoever, bad mouthed:
On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:20:23 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
got double secret probation because:

In article , Aratzio took
the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 19:39:20 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 16:22:55 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:28:12 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 15:05:24 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:20:45 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:48:33 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:09:41 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:27:37 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:48:59 -0700, Juan Tootreego
transparently proposed:

In article ,
says...
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:11:39 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:44:23 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:01:28 -0400, dave hillstrom
transparently proposed:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:34:27 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, Aratzio
humped my leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:26:59 -0400, dave hillstrom
got double secret probation because:

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:23:31 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, "Steve
Leyland"

humped my leg thusly:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm
afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the
following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it
didn't work out.

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:00:47 +0100, "Steve Leyland"

got double secret probation because:

Hi. This is the clue-send program at usenet. I'm
afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the
following address:
"Aratzio"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry
it didn't work out.

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:38 -0400, dave
hillstrom got double secret
probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
,
Aratzio humped my
leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0400, dave
hillstrom got double secret
probation because:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:12:51 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
, PJR
humped my leg
thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:09:19 -0400, dave
hillstrom wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:01 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
,
PJR humped my
leg thusly:

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:40:18 -0700, Flaagg
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

In article
, Steve
Leyland writes...

Tests!

Cabbages!

Pluralities!

what about those little umbrellas they put
in tropical drinks?

I think they ought to be stamped on. Next
question?

oats. oats & barley. what do you think of
them?

Can we make beer?

i didnt ask yew.

oak kay.

nobody asked me either, but I must say I do so
enjoy having my oats.

BUT CAN WE MAKE BEER, MAN!

for that I think we'd actually need hops. although
I do seem to remember staggering home on several
occasions after drinking oat beer and barley wine.

id, of course, (and a very close secret it is)
rather mead pass my lips freely.

Bee Spit Wine.

awesome stuff.

My sister likes the stuff too. Some winery down SoCal
makes the stuff. I'll stick to my beer and red wines,
thank you.

dont diss the bees. without the bees, the world would
die.

Who said anything bad about the bees? I was dissen teh
Bee Spit Wine.

Maybe if we could get Robert Mondavi to cook some up?

Mondavi is far overrated.

wine snob. we need to take you out back and get you drunk
on thunderbird and boons farm products. maybe feed you pig
knuckles and okra. see what the **** you have to say THEN,
mister high and mighty silicon valley boi.

Not snob, just good taste.As a young man with no taste I
might have indulged you.

bounces a piece of okra offa yer cranium

That would be as close to eating Okra as I would get. No matter
how much Mondavi Cab you pour down me.

what if it was candied?

smothered in chocolate, nope

chitlins?

pone



When did this become "Let's make trippy vomit" day?

Hominy Grits, fried in bacon grease with boiled turnip greens.

Mopped up with pone and followed by kippers and custard for dessert.


I think you're figuring out my dining card in hell.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.