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Doug Kanter
 
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:55:47 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:55:36 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:06:41 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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A reccomendation requires that someone ask about the course of
action
first. And, the person asking for the reccomendation has already
given
thought to the course of action and has not dismissed dismissed the
course
of action already. So, if my child or grandchild asked for my
reccomendation about joining the military I would say yes I
reccomend
that
you join the military.

Considering the shallowness of your intellect, a simple yes or no is
probably all your grandchildren would expect. Then, they'd go ask the
large
flower pot in the corner and get a more in-depth answer.

Hey - my flower pot with the mini-palm tree talks to me all the time.

That's you, though.

True - but it is also in contact with Martians from Venus.

Martians from Venus you ask?

Well, it's a long story...


I'm prepared to believe you, with no evidence or further explanation
necessary. I think "Men in Black" was a scientific documentary, not
fiction.


Expect to be visited shortly.

Then again, you won't remember it will you?

Unfortunate.


Maybe there'll be evidence in the garden. Stolen or scorched eggplant, or
missing basil. Do aliens like pesto?