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Harry Krause wrote:
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Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet).
/Lars J



Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.



I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.


Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com
there's a posting from some young girls reporting they met a "harmless
old man, who reminded a few of us of our grandfathers," at a local
watering hole? :-)

I read that too. Here's more from the website:

"He seemed very nice, but his aftershave was making me ill. He did promise
me a ride, though, in his lobster-style boat if I ever make it out to the
East coast."