"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). 
/Lars J
Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...
Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.
I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of Robbins,
Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think Lars here was
just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.
Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at the
time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any sort
of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.
Their post-bikini days will involve lots of time in divorce court collecting
half of their sucker...er, umm...I mean husband-to-be's net worth.
But they sure are nice to look at!