"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
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Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are
not
on the menu.

Right...right...

I sat down last night in Paris, an ordered a Cosmopolitan.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.

Maybe it was your Elmer J Fudd tee-shirt.

"My name is Elmer J. Fudd...I am a millionair, and own a mansion and a
yatch"

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.
All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.

Ah...Fantasy women, on a fantasy trip...how nice.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,
they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.

Did you tell them about your fantasy boats and houses?

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...

Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent looking
woman.

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a
better
offer or marriage.

You should have told them you set your boat trim with a GPS...that would
have been impressive. LOL!


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