"Jim Carter" wrote in message
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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My first act as President (me), duly appointed by the King of the
World (me), I would immediately kick out the UN, repeal the 19th
Amendment and invade Canada.

You had better think twice before you would invade Canada.

A good portion of Canada is French. We'd invade the non-French portions in
the Spring, Summer, and Fall...and save the French portions for the winter.
Our guys will be able to withstand a couple of hours of cold while the
French-Canadians are surrendering.