In article , Skipper says...

Harry Krause wrote:

You ain't Skipper.

And you ain't Krause. He would NEVER go out West for real boating
adventures, particularly into the real waters of the Pacific. Krazy
Kerry Krause is strictly a local East Coast polluted pond kinda boater.
He's just not up The Challenge.

Besides, Krause knows how to write.

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Skipper

Faking this vacation sucks.