JIMinFL wrote:
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Chuck,
You crave attention. So does Harry

Arguable.


You are a word crafter. So is Harry.

So are tens of millions of others.


You claim great knowledge of boats. So does Harry.

I never claimed a thing. If somebody concludes I know something about
boats, that would be their conclusion to draw.


You are into cameras and photography So is Harry.

So are tens of millions of others.


You are a political extremist. So is Harry.

Really? Harry's a moderate, I'm a liberal, and many voices in the NG
are far more extreme than Harry's or mine.


You have rental property. So does Harry.

So do tens of millions of others.


Your personality is much like Harry's


Naw, if my personality were like Harry's I'd be flaming your arse in a
major way.


You are an expert on everything. So is Harry

Really? Well thanks. I never really thought I was an expert on
anything. Nice to see that you think so highly of me, and I'm sure
Harry probably appreciates the compliment as well.



You torment Skipper. So does Harry

Yeah, I really torment Skipper. Just think of the torment the poor sock
puppet is having to endure as he launches attack threads ("open letter
to.....") and posts false, hateful, stories about his meetings with me
that are not only untrue, but contradict comments the real Skipper made
about those same meetings shortly after they occured. Yeah, I'm just
beatin' hell out of the poor guy.


You avoided military service. So did Harry
You claimed "I served my country a different way". I believe those were
Harry's exact words.


I was drafted and fulfilled my obligation under the law. I don't know
that the same can be said for Harry.


You think your **** doesn't stink. So does Harry


You have some basis for this claim? Depending on recent consumption, my
**** can stink pretty badly. I've never discussed the smell of ****
with Harry, so I can't comment there.


Should we assume that you and Harry are one and the same?

You can assume anything you like. But remember, if this were Harry he
would have called you about 50 names by this point in the post. :-)
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