"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message
For screwing up ASA in the worst possible manner in the history of the
newsgroup, the following "I Am A Complete ****" Awards are given:
First Place: Lady Pilot, for crossposting to the fringe groups that
alerted the pussy army to our otherwise screwed-up newsgroup. In one
ill-conceived move, she has resulted in ASA being bombarded by those who
think they defend free speech, but are nothing short of hypocritical
pussies, far more nefarious than any NetKKKop could ever hope to be. LP
truly is deserving of this award, and hopefully will tape it to her
bathroom mirror in order to remind her of just what a complete **** she
is every morning before she goes off to do whatever she claims she does.
Second Place: Capt. Neal, for supporting LP, and for alias-posting. Of
course we know he's little more than a sock puppet for some
phallicly-challenged would-be sailor, but he's heretofore presented good
trolls and vitriolic posts condemning liberalism and women. While very
few agreed with him, most found him amusing and worth a response. For
his support of the infamous LP and for alias-posting, however, he is
deserving of this award, if only at the penultimate level, in order to
demonstrate that most of us consider him a genuine complete ****.
Third Place: in order to highlight the importance of the two more
notorious awards, a third place will not given this year.
Bull Halsey
AKA Maxprop. Once an asshole always an asshole!
Perhaps delusional is a characteristic of being a complete ****. Believe
what you will, Capt. Kneel.
Bull
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