I cannot come up with anything better than the nominee's own words:

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I nominate "Eddie" for the inaugural TSMDQA.
Eddie was the precipitate for the creation and it seems fitting that
Eddie also be the initial nominee.

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
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