OH here is a funny one. In a marina I was visiting recently I was
saundering down the dock and I heard this woman in utter disqust
criticize a boats anchors as being ugly. Wwhy dont they buy some shiny
ones like ours? It's so trashy!" I had to laugh but contained myself
for fear of being arrested for offending the women. Have you heard of
the new monogrammed designer anchors? Heres the link: