We have found that persons suffering from BDS (Bush Derangement
Syndrome) should be strictly quarantined due to their strong desire to
pass their condition to others; it appears to be a case of "misery
loves company". Because recovery fron this dread condition is
dependent on keeping the patient away from computers or news media, it
has been found that long sailing voyages are one of the best means of
recovery. Our research shows that 8 out of 10 people treated in this
manner recovered while in the control group, as many as 7 out of 10
eventually descended into the condition commonly known as "Moonbatism"
and demanded to know of the activities of chief moonbat "Cindy".
Authorities are attempting to develop guidelines for people
"interacting" with infected newsgroups but for now can only advise them
to practice "safe computing" because an effective mental condum has not
yet been developed. Familes are advised to be on the lookout for
symptoms such as visiting websites of Michael Moore, the "Daily Kos",
or anything by the New York Times. Only quick intervention can save a
loved one from hellish "Moonbattery".