The real disaster here is the Democrat's version of welfare that has created
a very sad situation in many parts of America for the past 50 years.

--
Bill Kiene


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EXPERTS CALL BUSH PRESIDENCY WORST DISASTER IN NATION'S HISTORY
Cost of Damage Estimated In The Zillions

Four and a half years after he was first sworn in as president, experts in
the field of disaster assessment today called the presidency of George W.
Bush the worst disaster in the history of the United States of America.

The sober assessment came from the University of Minnesota's Enormous
Disaster Institute, which studies and attempts to quantify colossal
disasters, both natural and manmade.

Dr. Lorraine Cresser, who heads the Institute, said that the University of
Minnesota experts decided to place the current administration at the top
of the nation's list of huge disasters after assessing the damage the
White House has caused over the past four and a half years, both at home
and abroad.

"After taking a good look at the wreckage the Bush presidency has created,
we would estimate the cost of the damage at somewhere in the mid to high
zillions," Dr. Cresser said.

Hours after the University of Minnesota released its findings, House
Speaker Dennis Hastert said that given the high price tag, rebuilding the
Bush presidency "doesn't make sense to me."

Speaking to reporters on Capitol Hill, Rep. Hastert said that based on
what he had seen of the Bush presidency lately, "It looks like a lot of it
could be bulldozed."

But hours later, the Speaker backtracked somewhat, telling reporters,
"Like most Republicans in Congress, I have been drinking very heavily for
the past several days."

Elsewhere, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said today that
his department would intensify the search for those missing since
Hurricane Katrina hit, including Vice President Dick Cheney.


- Andy Borowitz