"Harry Krause"wrote ...
Larry for years told us how wonderful his little jetski boat was, and
that the only problem he had with it was with some seats.

What was supposedly wrong with the seats? Needing reupholstering or
something? I've found that mine don't have enough padding for 3-4 ft seas...
When you come down in the rogue trough, you hit hard... I suspect that might
be why the offshore fishing boats have consoles that you stand on so that
your legs can absorb the shock...

He claims to have more than 1000 hours on the engine and boat

That's quite a few hours... If I put 50 hours on mine a year, I'm probably
doing pretty good...

Larry always claims to be boating with bikini-clad and very
young girls. Ever seen a photo of Larry? If he's going out
with young girls, they are his toddler grandchildren.

Well, technically, I guess that would count... And if he in Arkansas, it
might count in more ways that one... evil-grin