Big Mike wrote:
"Terry Spragg" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
Would us doing this requiring assuage your moral obligation to do the best
you can to make this world perfect and safe for every idiot?

I say let 'em strike dirt, even move right on in to stay. The idiots
deserve it, and it's not our fault, so why should we pay such a price in
tax supported requirements, to straight jacket and spoon feed every idiot
you tyrant, you? Geeze, Louise!

My sailboat is a bilge keeler, draught 2-10", moored in shallow water near
rocks, but you wouldn't know from looking, unless you were looking at a
chart! Now I know what it is what baits all those idiots from across the
river to buzz by close. I was flattered to think they thought my boat so
lovely that they must have pictures. You have disallusioned me. I am
hurt.

Take warning, all you deep draught (3 feet?) power drivers. I will not
move my boat, and you all may come to regret that I do have a functioning
anchor light, though I guess now I have to lie awake at night wondering if
it too attractive, unsportsmanlike bait.



Say what?
I didn't write any of the above. That's the truth...and the whole truth!