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Reminds me of a guy I once knew who got busted for cuddling with his
mistress at a Sonics game. He phoned home to say he would be working
late, "taking inventory." His now-ex wife had nothing better to do
than watch the basketball game on TV while her hubby slaved away at the
shop, and then the camera zoomed on a couple of lovers in the
crowd........


My friend Mike, whose name ends with a vowel, says his dad taught him that
no matter WHAT you're caught doing, deny it. Period. Claims it's an Italian
thing. Even if you're caught on videotape - "Nah...wasn't me".