"Peter Aitken" wrote in message
om...

medical marijuana,

Rumor has it that the DEA is taking a close look at chamomile tea, chicken
soup and apple sauce, which it considers to be indicators of a nasty trend
toward self-medication. I'm hoarding ammunition, just in case. Not sure if I
should tip off my former mother-in-law, who, in the past, had a homemade
apple sauce lab operating in her kitchen. Very bad. She was dealing the
stuff to minors, specifically my son when he was little. I wanted to
complain, but she coerced me to keep quiet by babysitting for free. I was
afraid to say anything to the proper authorities.