"Glenn Ashmore" wrote in
news:E9eDe.172616$sy6.33959@lakeread04:

within 18" of it and sneeze it is the same as randomly hitting the left
mouse button

Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon from Scott Adams. Wally passes Dilbert's
cubicle and hears Dilbert say to his computer, "Left two columns. Add new
column. Run spreadsheet."

"Ah, I see you have a new voice-controlled computer. It's much faster than
my old machine in MY cubicle. I bet it can even _DELETE_A_FILE!_" (ding-
beep-click-spoit).

Dilbert's hair is standing on end and he looks like you just shot his
mom... Wally rolls around laughing holding his stomach.

One of the funniest ones...(c;

--
Larry