In article tQFye.1087647$w62.1038130@bgtnsc05-
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jps wrote in message
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My first guess would be a weekend joyride by one of the people hired to
"detail" your boat, or maybe the forklift operator. Little Miss Putout
was probably very impressed with her date's "new boat", and a little
beer (see scrape) probably lubed the situation rather nicely as the date
progressed.

I sense some projecting here Chuck.

I had similar fantasies while growing up, portions of which were
realized. Fortunately, I didn't have to steal a boat since my folks had
an Owens with plenty of mahogany and teak that required my attention.

Tell me you never did the same?

jps

Of all Chuck's theories, I think this one had the most merit.

Yes, seems to be firmly grounded in reality. Perhaps even empirical.

jps