Yo Ho wrote:
Kevin,
Have you always been ashamed of your name?

He may be, but I'm not. Are you ashamed of yours? After all, you post
under a few hundred different aliases, Smithers. But you see, like Jim,
you aren't bright enough to figure out that you are responding directly
to me. That is why I answer. Let's say I walked up to you, and said
"Hey, Harry, how are you?" Would you just stare into space like you
heard nothing, while I'm looking at you face to face, or would you
respond? If not a complete idiot, you'd respond with something like
"I'm not Harry".