An Indian boy was sitting with his tribal chief on a nice sunny day. Various
things were discussed and the chief guided the young boy through his
questions, mainly questions of Indian tradition.

The boy asked the chief: "So how is it that we get your names?"

The chief responded: "When an infant is born tradition says that the
tribal chief walks of his tent and the first thing he sees is what the child
is named.

So you see White Cloud over there? I left the tent only to see a large
white cloud in the sky.

Look at Running Deer over there. I left the tent only to see a young buck
running through the field.

This is our tradition, a tradition passed on for centuries.

So why do you ask Two Dogs Fornicating*?



* Note - NG friendly word ;-)