"twoguns" wrote in
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From: "twoguns"

I guess from Nebraska on Road Runner this sounds pretty good. Ever been to
sea? Ever see a 15' swell? Ever watch a rescue on CNN where the rescue
ship couldn't get within 200' of the distressed vessel it would CRASH INTO?

If you can get the ocean to just stop and go flat as you come near the
barge....we'll go for it. I've seen it once or twice since 1966....

The rest of the time, the barge would be upside down surfing what was left
of it.