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Larry W4CSC
 
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Gene Kearns wrote in
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http://www.performanceoiltechnology....toildoiuse.htm


Getting oil information from Amsoil is something like getting prescription
drug information from a snake oil salesman......

Too funny.....

Everybody should ask a Merck salesman what brand of drugs to buy, right?

Here's another wonderful product line from Amsoil at the SAME location....
http://organic-fertilizer-tech.com/gardening-guide.htm

Now, just for fun, let's see where their address leads us to, there by the
OIL REFINERY and FERTILIZER FACTORY...

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp...Newport+Ct+&ci
ty=Wolverine+Lake&state=MI&zipcode=48390

Hmm....Looks like Mapquest musta made a mistake! This map looks like it's
in some waterfront community on Lake Wolverine! You reckon the nice people
of Michigan are gonna let them put an OIL REFINERY and FERTILIZER PLANT on
their nice lakefront? Hell, lookit dat...there's a canal goin' right up to
the plant's back yard!

I tried to go direct to the html from http://gosynthetic.com/ to:
http://www.amsoil.com/company.htm
to take a look at the amsoil refinery/chemical factory/fertilizer
plant....but that link goes nowhere in errors. To get to it, you go to:
http://www.gosynthetic.com/
then click on "About Amsoil, Inc." in the upper left corner, another one of
Performance Oil Technologies, LLC shell companies.

When you finally get to look at their "about Amsoil" webpage, look closely
at the building......Building??!!...Where the hell is the huge chemical
factories necessary to MAKE fertilizers and synthetic oils? This "plant"
is located in Superior, Wisconsin....not where Amsoil says its office is in
Lake Wolverine, Michigan, a bedroom community of Detroit. Wonder why??

Hmm...let's look down at the pictures "About Amsoil".....

There's an old picture of a Lt Col in the Air Force that has nothing to do
with the oil business. Big Al was a fighter pilot for 25 years...nothing
to do with oil refining, organic chemistry or the like. This guy invented
synthetic oil???? Bull****! He's a FIGHTER PILOT!

Man, look at the neat OFFICE BUILDING! There's no big cracking towers,
massive chemical maze of pipes, monsterous power house, yards full of
machinery. How can they make OIL and FERTILIZER in this OFFICE BUILDING?!

Under the office building picture, I see some guy in a smart-looking,
impressively-clean set of coveralls dispensing oil from that little tube
into impressively-clean Amsoil drums on an impressively-clean pallet riding
down an impressively-clean set of rollers. Aha! That little pipe goes out
into the impressively-clean, massive OIL AND FERTILIZER REFINERY AND
CHEMICAL PLANT out in the office building parking lot! Now I see!

Under that, there's a little chemical lab of some sort, again,
impressively-clean with smart white labcoats that don't have a single oil
spot on them. Look at those counters. Are they NEW? Ever try to get
motor oil off anything and make it look completely new like that, ever
again? By its very nature, motor oil (and probably fertilizer chemicals
which EAT a Lawn-O-Green truck in a year) sticks like glue to anything it
touches. Boy, those guys in the lab coats must be AWFUL CAREFUL not to get
motor oil on ANYTHING in that picture!

Well, if I were gonna show off my oil refinery, I'd sure let 'em see plenty
of pictures of massive chemical plumbing to show off my technology,
wouldn't you?

This place looks like a.....er, ah......well, ah......BOTTLING PLANT
sucking liquid product (oil or fertilizer, I suppose) out of a tank truck
and putting it into bottles and cans and drums with checkered flags and
fancy labels on them....like the picture displaying all of them above.

WHERE'S THE BIG CHEMICAL FACTORY?? IS there one or are we bottling up
Chevron oil into our bottles like Yamalube TC-W3 is?

Oh, these guys are real oil viscosity experts......

I wanna be a DEALER!