"Central Usenet Administration" wrote in message

TAKE NOTE ALL POSTERS IN GROUP: alt.sailing.asa
It has been noted by NSP and ISP admins that there are some problems in
your
usenet group.
During last weekend's meeting of the Usenet Cabal (TINC), admins have
noted
similar experiences receiving many unwarranted and replicated reports to
our
abuse desks. On investigation most of these seem to involve what would
seem
to be a currently minor incursion by the "Meow Army".
Should this incursion escalate, we can only wonder how many invalid
complaints would arrive to our already overworked abuse staff. That
Leyland
******* and his ilk are always very careful not to cross the lines of
their
respective TOS/AUPs, so we feel your group is totally wasting our time. It
appears that your readers and/or posters are unable to simply ignore these
trolls, and we would urge that a killfile tutorial should be posted ASAP.
We
are as I'm sure you understand, very busy maintaining usenet, and would
appreciate not being bothered unless actual net abuse occurs.

For this reason, we have scheduled a provisional rmgroup cmsg (Remove
Group
Control Message) in 14 days time. This will remove alt.sailing.asa from
all
newservers worldwide. All comments should be posted in this thread, which
we
shall duly consider before removal of this group from our feeds.
Thank you for your attention.

How amusing. A rather effective troll, judging from the number of set
hooks.

Anyone going to take credit for this humorous little fishing venture?

Bull