I was going to call myself: John Paul George Ringo I. sniffle sniffle

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Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Captain Lon" wrote in message
news:C0c9e.36430$qO6.32434@trnddc05...
I am all bummed out today. I was not elected pope... again!

I have lots of good ideas for the church, too. For instance, I was going
to allow gay priests to marry each other. And I was thinking about moving
the Vatican to Columbus, Ohio. Another good one was to move Christmas to
July, so it coincided with all of those 'Christmas in July's furniture
sales.

Yes, I had lots of good ideas for the church, but they did not vote for
me, even though I qualified.

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Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson