I am all bummed out today. I was not elected pope... again!

I have lots of good ideas for the church, too. For instance, I was going to
allow gay priests to marry each other. And I was thinking about moving the
Vatican to Columbus, Ohio. Another good one was to move Christmas to July,
so it coincided with all of those 'Christmas in July's furniture sales.

Yes, I had lots of good ideas for the church, but they did not vote for me,
even though I qualified.

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Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson