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Famous rock star, yes mam, I am.
Don't own a boat, don't sail; but I can make those drums wail.
Don't have a clue, but I'm so kewl, I've even banged Katysail.
Drums are for me, my playing will make you holler whoopee,
but my beat is derived from all that jive when I started
beating my meat at the ripe old age of five.
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Captain Lon
"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't blow?" Homer Simpson